"I do not want people to be very agreeable as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal." --Jane Austen

It is hard to translate one's entire character into a few simple words as text on a screen. I fully encourage anyone who is actually interested in getting to know me to ignore everything on this page and contact me personally instead.

I am:

- A eukaryotic, carbon-based, bipedal life-form of the Homo sapiens variety, possessing two X-chromosomes and an unparalleled degree of self-love. Hang on. Perhaps I described every other person on the planet?

- Female but not entirely feminine; weell.Indo-Anglian (with a "perfect BBC accent" according to a friend (hi Anna)) and proud of it..

- A lover of art (predominantly impressionism/baroque), music (Hendrix, Blondes, and an eclectic mix), books (I think Marx and Engels should count), computer-geekery, competition (none of this "it's all about taking part" bullshit -- you play to win), and existance in general (because what is the point of living if you don't enjoy it?)..

- Fascinated by Russian literature,Linguistics, political theology (yes OK! I read the guardian) and existentialism, to name but a few.

-Frequently mistaken for being younger or very much older than I actually am -- I've had people mistake me for a 12 year old and 37 year old before.

-.Generally easy-going and positive but with little tolerance for blatant stupidity, drama-whores (i am one myself, enough for the world in its entirety), mindless trend-following sheep, oversensitivity, and those with hugely inflated egos...
- Not one to be taken seriously, ever



..And the wonderful thing about the internet is that your audience sees only what you want them to see.


Karl Marx
Above all, a innate political philosopher







Kanye
Self-explanatory :-







Cary Grant
Is there anything more romantic (and more cliched and saccharine) than Cary grant sweeping you casually into his arms and kissing you senseless? I think Deborah Kerr and Katharine Hepburn would agree and say NO.






Darcy Bussell
Ex-prima ballerina at the Royal Ballet. And because when she dances, not one person watching would bat an eyelid if a hundred thousand rose petals fell softly and inexplicably from the heavens.

And so many more..






I don't meet people I simply know online, sorry. That would just be rare.