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"Oh Lynette" (written by Paul 20/02/2011)
by CORNISHPAUL
Verse 1:
I knew a love, here once before
She went away and, I saw her no more
Oh Lynette, (oh Lynette), when we met
You vowed to me, forever we would be
Whatever I do, I will always love you
Chorus:...
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