Topic: Comedy

"My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in." "Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well the other day t...

"I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said, 'I bet you 5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf'. ' I'm not gambling!' I said, 'The steaks are too high!!!!!! "I was...

"Black beauty, now there's a dark horse!!!" "So I took my dog for a walk and it was really angry - well it would be it's a cross breed!!" "So I said to my Mum 'I'm going to the funfair' - she said '...