Topic: Jokes

"I went to the butchers the other day and the butcher said, 'I bet you 5 you can't guess the weight of that meat on the top shelf'. ' I'm not gambling!' I said, 'The steaks are too high!!!!!! "I was...

"Black beauty, now there's a dark horse!!!" "So I took my dog for a walk and it was really angry - well it would be it's a cross breed!!" "So I said to my Mum 'I'm going to the funfair' - she said '...

* Velcro - what a rip off!! * I wanted to be a milkman, right - but I didn't have the bottle!! * I've played football on an aeroplane - I used to play out on the left wing!! * I've got a sponge doo...